dick factor
d-ck factor
a male human who sucks ones p-n-s fun. more then likely this person will have no friends and is hated by all that know them. they will generally be found masturbating to gay p-rn while talking to anybody who is unfortunate enough to be in the room with them. this sad pathetic creature is best to be avoided; too much contact will only result in self-loathing and possibly death.
d-ck factor: dude i had the best gay s-x last night.
person a: stop talking.
d-ck factor: dude i’ve beaten ffvii 25 times!!!!
person a: please g-d make him stop!
d-ck factor: dude suck me off.
person b: dear lord why?
d-ck factor: dude my p-n-s is 28 inches long.
person a: i’m going to kill myself now.
person b: not before i do.
person a: (dies)
person b: (dies)
d-ck factor: (humps dead bodies.)
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a male human who sucks ones p-n-s fun. more then likely this person will have no friends and is hated by all that know them. they will generally be found masturbating to gay p-rn while talking to anybody who is unfortunate enough to be in the room with them. this sad pathetic creature is best to be avoided; too much contact will only result in self-loathing and possibly death.
d-ck factor: dude i had the best gay s-x last night.
person a: stop talking.
d-ck factor: dude i’ve beaten ffvii 25 times!!!!
person a: please g-d make him stop!
d-ck factor: dude suck me off.
person b: dear lord why?
d-ck factor: dude my p-n-s is 28 inches long.
person a: i’m going to kill myself now.
person b: not before i do.
person a: (dies)
person b: (dies)
d-ck factor: (humps dead bodies.)
a male human who sucks ones p-n-s fun. more then likely this person will have no friends and is hated by all that know them. they will generally be found masturbating to gay p-rn while talking to anybody who is unfortunate enough to be in the room with them. this sad pathetic creature is best to be avoided; too much contact will only result in self-loathing and possibly death.
d-ck factor: dude i had the best gay s-x last night.
person a: stop talking.
d-ck factor: dude i’ve beaten ffvii 25 times!!!!
person a: please g-d make him stop!
d-ck factor: dude suck me off.
person b: dear lord why?
d-ck factor: dude my p-n-s is 28 inches long.
person a: i’m going to kill myself now.
person b: not before i do.
person a: (dies)
person b: (dies)
d-ck factor: (humps dead bodies.)
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