dick farming
when a girl goes clubbing and gets guys numbers for the purpose of having s-x with them later (farm the numbers and pick them later)
girl 1: hey he is attractive, add his number to the d-ck farm
girl 2: this will be my tenth one tonight!
girl 1: i love d-ck farming!
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