Dick Fight


although it is clearly a h-m-s-xual act, there are those who consider it the ultimate extreme of male bonding.

a d-ck fight is basically when 2 men stand in front of each other naked. both men put their d-cks together and begin rubbing(grinding) their d-cks against each other.

the man that c-m’s first is declared the loser while the man who didn’t c-m is declared the winner and the owner of the stronger d-ck.

if both men c-m at the same time it is declated a draw.
brian and mike d-ck fight 2 or 3 times a day but neither of them ever win. its always a draw

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