Dick Fingers

someone who is poor at catching objects such as b-lls in sports or anything being p-ssed or thrown to them. hence their fingers are resemblant of flaccid p-n-ses.
“michael hairsine always drops the ball”
“ya, he has d-ck fingers for sure”
a disease that plagues the nation, exemplified by the typing of words so incorrectly that they imply your fingers are p-n-ses. this normally occurs when writing with a keyboard. people affected by this disease tend to misspell even the simplest of words. this disease was discovered by a scientist/pwnologist named dr.jaszsingh. unfortunately, there is no known cure for d-ckfingers.
jorgeiscoolxx: yuo i ddi nohtngi yesterday

itszemochickxx: dude you have d-ckfingers or something?
someone who fumbles every thing he picks up, catches and gives to anyone. d-ck fingers shows up at the bar, in a football game, making a sandwich – everywhere you can imagine.
dave: hey bob, p-ss the salt.
–bob drops the salt shaker everywhere, ruining everyone’s food–
dave: you f-cking d-ck fingers…
any type of surgeon, who is so bad with his hands, that you would not let him/her operate on your terminally ill hamster.
as a result of my surgeons flaccid d-ckfingers, my circ-mcision turned into a transgender operation.
a braggart whose writing is so self-referential and egotistical as to be considered masturbatory. a metaphorical reference indicating that the act of typing out such writing is a self-induced pleasure for the jerkoff doing the writing.
did you see that guy’s love letter to himself? what a d-ckfingers.
a slighlty shortened finger that looks like a male reproduction organ only smaller. (hopefully, for your own sake)
so i tried to turn a running snowblower into a sock puppet and now i’m left with a d-ckfinger for a middle finger
an insult used when i was so frustrated that i couldn’t think of any other insult.
guy 1 is being a total jack-ss
guy 2: d-ckfingers! you just knocked over my beer!