Dick Fishing
act of laying down in a park,forest, library, or other public location and covering oneself completely with leaves, except one keeps their p-n-s sticking out of the top. sometimes it is necessary to tie a string to the end of said p-n-s and give it slight tugs for movement in combination with slight noises to arouse curiosity of the prey.
cameron’s favorite past time is d-ck fishing in the public library’s kid section on early out wednesdays.
the act of trying to acquire a man, or simply get laid. usually perpetrated by a desperate woman.
an below average woman trying to ‘hook up’ with any man available, often desperately.
anytime a man came into the warehouse, crystal would go d-ck fishing.
during the act of male urination, when one wears more than one pair of pants (jeans, pajama’s, and briefs). the swimming motion the persons hand makes going via their zippers/fly’s to find their p-n-s.
person 1: “are you playing with yourself?”
person 2:”no! i’m d-ck fishing.”
an activity where a man drops his d-ck into a river and moves it about in order to attract the attention of fish…..the aim of the activity is to get a fish to bite your d-ck.
bob went d-ck fishing after deciding he no longer wanted to be a man.
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