Dick Fort
a series of d-ckish actions with a m-ssively d-ckish outcome known as a d-ck fort.
super d-ck: dude, i was playing a prank on my roommate bill by getting in his bed with his girlfriend when he went to p-ss while drunk the other night. he p-ssed out when he got back without noticing, so i just stayed there. i woke up with a hardon and her unb-ttoning my pants, which resulted in her mounting me. it was unexpected, so it was bareback and i came inside her. afterwards, i just got back into my own bed. the worst part is, she got pregnant, they got married, and he thinks the kid is his. she swore me to secrecy.
d-ck’s friend: sh-t man, that was d-ck move after d-ck move. you really made a huge d-ck fort with that one.
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