dick gnome


a person who constantly has their hands down a guys pants, it can be their own, but it just involves going into the dark and spelunking for a p-n-s. sick b-st-rds. this is not a compliment.
guy 1: dude that girl has both her hands in that guy’s pants!
guy 2: what a d-ck gnome!

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