dick goggles
when a guy who’s normally ugly, or a huge douchebag, or otherwise unappealing starts to look that d-mn good because you want his d-ck that badly. it’s probably not even good d-ck, or he doesn’t know to use it, you just crave it because you know the guy’s willing to let you have it. of course, you’re regretting it as soon as you both walk through the door of your bedroom.
c: i cannot believe i f-cked david. but d-mn i was so h-rny for his little chode.
k: you had your d-ck goggles on, didn’t you?
noun. the inability of one to see the faults in the individual they are pursing; similar to effect of drinking too much beer.
you can’t just tell somebody to take off their d-ck goggles; sometimes you just need to take off the d-ck goggles and step back for a second.
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