dick hog


a woman who can’t get enough d-ck and tries to steal all the d-ck she sees any other woman with. often can be heard making grunting noises just before she mounts and tends to sqeal like ned beatty did in the movie “deliverance” at the critical juncture of rooting. she is never satisfied and will root until becoming emaciated and dehydrated if allowed to do so. at times, she can be a really good girl to know. she only befriends swamp donkeys as stealing the d-ck is easier to accomplish. the young d-ck hog is not choosy, but the more advanced may become size queens later in life. d-ck hogs often have large litters of kids since precaution is thrown to the wind when a d-ck presents an opportunity for rooting.
chuck: “i heard the d-ck hog is back in town, i think i’ll drive down to the gas station when she gets off work, take her behind the rr tracks and get some.”

bill: “careful chuck, i hear the d-ck hog is one bad bitin’ sow!”
a clever alternative for sl-t. can be used for a straight female or h-m-s-xual male.
that chick lauren hooked up with the entire baseball team; what a d-ckhog.
pertaining to using too much hard drive or disc sp-ce on a computer. the first usage of this phrase was mistakenly typed “i can be such a d-ck hog.” the ‘c’ was mistakenly typed instead of an ‘s.’
“i am such a d-ck hog. i mean, disc hog.”

“you’re such a disc hog dude.”

“sup disc hog?” “man. you’re never going to let that down are you, disc hog?”

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