dick implosion


when your d-ck’s size becomes so large that it reaches a critical m-ss and begins to collapse in on the b-lls. the d-ck then retracts inside of the pelvis and forms a psuedo v-g-n-.
“hey bobby what’s that glowing rod coming from your pants?!” “oh thats just a d-ck implosion, an interstellar m-ss larger than the sun retreating back into itself so as to hide its awesomeness from the world because the world cannot understand it yet.”

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