dick in a can

a canned drink offered by extenze, a product (usually a pill) which is exhaustively advertised on late-night infomercials that supposedly increases a the size of a man’s p-n-s.
man: hey honey! check out this new drink i bought.
woman: oh, what kind of drink?
man: it’s a… male enhancement drink.
woman: like a protein drink to build more muscles?
man: no! it’s d-ck in a can!!

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  • Dick of Shame

    when you do something dumb, uncordinated, or badly and get hurt, that is when you take the d-ck of shame. the word can be used as a verb, adjective, or noun. me: “hey peter i broke my leg” peter: “take the d-ck of shame, take it”.

  • Dick schein

    is a person who is such a looser, that he does not know that everyone thinks he’s a joke! also a sad little person, who does juvenile things to get back at people but instead just hurts him self. also a person who can’t get laid, leaves a bruise on his p-n-s from too much […]

  • dick shitter

    (n.) one who receives -n-l s-x and sh-ts on the penetrator’s d-ck either during intercourse or upon penile extraction. nah, you don’t wanna f-ck her in the -ss, she’s a major d-ck sh-tter. an offensive insult referring to a person’s -sshole-like qualities. dude, you’re such f-cking d-cksh-tter. one who tucks his p-n-s into his own […]

  • Dick's Tilt

    a measurement involving the p-n-s as calibration. ahh, the -ss is just a d-ck’s tilt away from the p-ssy.

  • Rectal Cranial Intrusion

    the medical term for having one’s head up their own -rs-. “you know dan in sales? the smug git that totally suffers from a bad case of rectal cranial intrusion? yeah, got hit by a bus today…” -claps-

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