Dick in the Mud
the act of -n-l b-tt and she/he/it sh-t into the partner p-n-s
i was with cindy last night and she really gave me a d-ck in the mud.
when someone is not only a stick in the mud, but they don’t want you to have any fun either. when someone is not happy for you to have fun unless there is something in it for them.
“hey, since we’re not doing anything, i’m going to vegas for a girls weekend!”
“fine, i’ll just stay here all alone and lonely.”
“don’t be such a d-ck in the mud.”
#stick in the mud #funhater #selfish #boring #-sshole
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