Dick in Your Hand
when you are caught unexpectedly in a predicament in which you have no immediate solution, or no tools to do the job, you are caught standing with only your d-ck in your hand.
when melvin blew the tire, he opened the trunk only to find the jack gone and the spare flat. i told him “you probably looked stupid standing there on the side of the road with only your d-ck in your hand”!
a. pose where someone who should be doing something more constructive but just stands there being a worthless maggot
b. not taking advantage of a situation
also a good chorus to a song:-slow depressing beat-
standing with a d-ck in his hand
n-body understands
why he’s standing -beat beat-
standing with a d-ck in his hand
song is usually sung after someone claims that someone is standing around with a d-ck in their hand.
bill horton: g-d dammit stop standing around with a d-ck in your hand and get back to work.
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me: that fine girl was smiling at me but all i could do was stand around with my d-ck in my hand.
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