dick jewelry


a girl. the expression comes from the fact that many girls are merely symbols of achievement for males. a ring is a symbol of wealth or achievement worn on the finger; similarly a girl is a symbol of achievement worn on the d-ck. in simpler terms: a girl is nothing more than something hopefully pretty that you wear on your d-ck, like the ring from above.
john: man, robs chick is hot!!
phil: yeah, shes one fine piece of d-ck jewelry

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