Dick Johnson
the best name ever…. because you know….. it means p-n-s, twice.
bob “hey professor johnson whats your first name?”
p. johnson “d-ck…………d-ck johnson.”
bob “d-ck as in richard?”
p. johnson “no. just d-ck……………d-ck johnson.”
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one without having a male s-x organ or one that lacks courage. cletus is d-ckless because he doesn’t want to step up to that hottie. a person with no genitals or d-ck ‘literally’ . a man who is ashamed for obvious reasons to show whatevers lurking underneath his pants. sal vitale is a d-ckless guy […]
- dick muffs
when one places an erect p-n-s into each ear so that sound is m-ffled. similar to earm-ffs chad had d-ck m-ffs on so he didn’t hear the the third guy coming. the female breast, when your d-ck is cold you simply place it between the breast and it keeps it warm just like ear m-ffs. […]
- Dick Slamming
d-ck slamming describes someone who derives pleasure from repeatedly slamming his p-n-s against an object with a hinge or slide mechanism, such as: toilet seats, bank vaults, cd cases, cars and doors. he had a do-rg-sm from d-ck slamming the front door.
- dick stress
the after effects of constant m-st-rb-t–n in one day/hour/minute. ive gotten d-ck stress after masterbating 6 times today.
- diddish
a word that can mean any part of your body. hey johnny, your diddish is showing!