Dick-Joust
used to settle domestic disputes between male roommates wherein both parties disrobe and achieve erections. once fully aroused, both parties will slowly walk towards one another. the first party to be touched by the opposing party’s erect p-n-s loses the aforementioned dispute.
m- “you’re buying beer tonight.”
c- “i bought beer last night, -sshole!”
m- “d-ck-joust.”
slang for s-x
dude me and that chick d-ck jousted last night
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