sawhorse
a sawhorse is the act of a man jacking off while sitting on a womens back.
after banging the h-ll out of my wifes -ss, i said, “hey baby, how about a sawhorse.” without hesitation, she said please.
double penetration
when two men have s-x with one woman. they enter via -n-s and v-g-n-. looks eerily similar to the legs of a sawhorse.
bob and mark sawhorsed karen in the shower last night. so at least we didn’t need to clean up the couch today.
a device used to saw off ones fingers. sawhorses can also be used as signage holders for open houses or other various objects. a sawhorse should be kept in the office at all times.
bring the sawhorse to the orientation, it can hold up the signage or i can use it to saw off my fingers…….
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