dick kick
the d-ck kick is the ever traumatic experience of a woman intentionally or unintentionally kicking the erect phallus of a man. this usually occurs while changing positions mid-intercourse. the woman will always claim it was unintentional, but the man will never know for sure.
joseph: it was great s-x until we decided to switch to reverse cowgirl and she d-ck kicked me.
eric: ah, the d-ck kick. one of the many perils of s-xual intercourse.
nickname for the hole cards 68 offsuit in texas hold’em poker. staying in a hand with these cards and winning it is considered to be a kick in the d-ck to everyone else at the table and proper etiquette is to show them at the end of the hand regardless.
jason: i can’t believe you called to the river with that cr-p and donked a straight over my aces.
carl: doesn’t feel good does it?
jason: no.
carl: that’s why they call it a d-ck kick.
an unwanted poke to your backside from your significant others erect p-n-s while spooning or sleeping next to him.
sam gave me a d-ck kick last night in bed.
when a girl kicks a guy in the d-ck like she is playing soccor.
i p-ssed sh-lla off so she gave me a d-ck kick.
Read Also:
- Fabamilga
the term used to describe the blonde clone the illuminati have bred and placed in strategic positions all over the globe. fabamilgas share similar programming and all their minds can link together. fabamilgas are not allways blone, darker coloured haired fabamilgas are working with them knowingly presenting subliminal suggestions to promote the n-z- idea. they […]
- pretty ffa
pretty from far away. a girl who is attractive from a distance, but becomes less attractive as you get closer. she was pretty ffa. wavy blonde hair, skinny, and had a great rack. when i got closer i noticed her huge nose, terrible acne and facial hair.
- jhandu
fool. moron. chutiya (derived from the indian slang for pubic hair, “jhand”). derogatory and offensive. ye duniya jhandu logo se bhari padi hai.
- facetalk
excessive talk about www.facebook.com may overpower other topics “enough with all this facetalk….lets go to the mission!” when some one is giving you sh-t/busting your b-lls for no reason. friend 1: dude, what the h-ll? why didn’t you just pick me up? friend 2: my bad, i forgot. friend 1: what are you, stupid? friend […]
- jhaniah
a ghetto -ss girl. fake -ss f-ck. bis-xual girl. that girl is so jhaniah