dick kick


the d-ck kick is the ever traumatic experience of a woman intentionally or unintentionally kicking the erect phallus of a man. this usually occurs while changing positions mid-intercourse. the woman will always claim it was unintentional, but the man will never know for sure.
joseph: it was great s-x until we decided to switch to reverse cowgirl and she d-ck kicked me.

eric: ah, the d-ck kick. one of the many perils of s-xual intercourse.
nickname for the hole cards 68 offsuit in texas hold’em poker. staying in a hand with these cards and winning it is considered to be a kick in the d-ck to everyone else at the table and proper etiquette is to show them at the end of the hand regardless.
jason: i can’t believe you called to the river with that cr-p and donked a straight over my aces.

carl: doesn’t feel good does it?

jason: no.

carl: that’s why they call it a d-ck kick.
an unwanted poke to your backside from your significant others erect p-n-s while spooning or sleeping next to him.
sam gave me a d-ck kick last night in bed.
when a girl kicks a guy in the d-ck like she is playing soccor.
i p-ssed sh-lla off so she gave me a d-ck kick.

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