Dick Kitchen


person who is being a d-ck.
they’re so awful that not only are they being a d-ck, they’re cookin’ it up nice and hot and dishing it out to the m-sses.

originated from the name of a man. his name was d-ck kitchen.
it was too funny to p-ss up.
dude, you’re such a d-ck kitchen! keep your mouth shut.
like a soup kitchen, a d-ck kitchen is dedicated to the altering and preparing of d-cks. also used to denote that the offendee is in fact a d-ck.
“dude, stop being such a d-ck kitchen.”

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