Dick Knob

a person who makes a huge deal out of small things or details while being a complete douchebag or d-ck about those details. they usually hate, criticize, and or rant about those small things.
just because you didn’t like that one sentence in the story doesn’t mean you have to be a d-ckkn-b about it!

lady gaga can wear that scarf around her neck even if you be a d-ckkn-b about it!
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step 1: wait until night time. when target is asleep, remove door kn-b from door.
step 2: insert d-ck into hole. use stepladder if necessary.
step 3: knock. wait.
step 4: brag.
jerry: totally d-ck kn-bbed jerry last night.
rick: hah! he touched your d-ck!
jerry: i even had an erection at the time!
a prank where late at night you remove the door kn-b and stick your d-ck through the hole. then you wake the person inside.
yeah man i totally d-ck kn-bbed joey last night!
how to d-ck n-b someone.

step 1: wait until nighttime. when target is asleep, remove door kn-b from door.

step 2: insert d-ck into hole. use a step ladder if necessary

step 3: knock.

step 4: wait.
-dude i totally d-ck kn-bbed dereck last night!
-hah! he touched your d-ck
-i even had an erection at the time
popularized by the internet comic, cyanide and happiness, the prankster removes the doorkn-b to the victims’ room when they are asleep. after the kn-b is removed, the prankster sticks their d-ck in the hole and knocks on the door to wake the victim up. after the victim tries to open the door, m-ss chaos will ensue.
directly from the cyanide and happiness comic:

-dude i totally d-ck kn-bbed dereck last night!
-hah! he touched your d-ck.
-i even had an erection at the time.
a complete loser who thinks they are all that. most likely thinking that they know everything and usually end up making a complete -ss of themselves
open the f-cking door you d-ckkn-b