Dick knobbing
a term created on a web comic called ‘cyanide and happiness’
‘how to d-ck kn-b someone’ a prank which is the act of waiting until night time when target is asleep, removing kn-b from the door and inserting d-ck into it. then knocking and waiting.
bragging about d-ck kn-bbing :
guy #1: “totally d-ck kn-bbed derek last night!”
guy #2: “hah! he touched your d-ck”
guy #1: “i even had an erection at the time”
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