Dick lean


d-ck lean is a condition caused by only w-nking with one hand. for some reason the hand position with which you can generate most speed and power (which is also the most comfortable position) pushes your d-ck out to one side. eventually your d-ck becomes noticeably lopsided.
look at that the masturbatone in his left arm compared to his right! he must have a m-ssive d-ck lean.

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