dick leave
time earned by employees throughout the year that once acc-mulated can then be used at their discretion to validate abscence from work before going postal on an a d-ckhead boss.
my boss is all up in my sh-t lately. then he wants to cry talkin about “his job so stressful”. he best chill back before i bust out with a couple weeks of d-ck leave on his -ss! then he gonna see stressful for real when he doing both our jobs!
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