dick legged


the unfortunate walking condition that results from severe pain in the r-ct-m, mainly observed after a sl-t is out on the town whoring it up with no guilt.
d-ck legged is a bow legged condition named after a legal counsel from the standard legal underwriting team (sl-t) that gets plastered every time a bottle of beer or wine is put in front of her. after several drinks, dancing on a few tables, grinding on old men, and getting a late-night -n-l pounding from the bis-xual hubby, everybody can observe the pain and regret she is feeling the next day simply by the way she walks.

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