dick level
something that is right in front of you that you can’t find, and is about 32 inches above the floor.
“hey moe, where on this shelf is the framulator?”
moe: “d-ck level, dude, d-ck level”
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one who constantly has a need for d-ck. whether it be in a s-xual manner or simply to just hold a d-ck in their hand. this person will follow any means to get some d-ck even if the d-ck wanted is being used by someone else. i was getting a bl-w j-b from this hottie […]
- diddle twiddle
getting a b-tch to slob on your kn-b. usually during a severe dryspell when a slob on your kn-b is essential to your health. “i need to get my diddle twiddled” “why wont any girls twiddle with my diddle?”
- dick shine
a jerk off. one who shines c-cks as in a shoe shine. you see that son of a b-tch? he is a real d-ck shine. 1. an insult pertaining to a person who literally and very happily shines the p-n-s. person 1: hey, mich-lle, how are you doing today? i admire you. person 2: tom, […]
- Diffie Hellman
can be used to describe many s-xual acts that involve exchanging fluids without having intercourse. (comes from the computer term where keys are exchanged in encryption)like the cleveland steamer. “man i just got back from shannons…..talk about a good diffie h-llman….the whole place was wet.” “she wouldnt fall for my famous line so i had […]
- Dildo-culous
a ridiculously large d-ld-. “that is d-ld–culous”