dick shine


a jerk off. one who shines c-cks as in a shoe shine.
you see that son of a b-tch? he is a real d-ck shine.
1. an insult pertaining to a person who literally and very happily shines the p-n-s.
person 1: hey, mich-lle, how are you doing today? i admire you.

person 2: tom, you are a d-ckshine.

person 1: i resent that remark.
one that is a dumbsh-t. not very smart.
matt jury is a d-ck shine

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