dick lightning
1. the ancient practice of storing static electricity and focusing it through the p-n-s. 2. the striking of lightning on ones p-n-s.
1. my wife was boring in bed untill got these new wool socks for christmas, all i do is run around dragging my feet for a minute and boom! d-ck lightning.
2. grampa died, but he went the way he wanted, case of d-ck lightning at the 18th hole.
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