dick logger


one who takes a cigar cutter and puts it up their v-g-n-, then when one comes to have s-x with them they get their d-ck cut off, since the logger would have an electronic device to initiate the cutting. therefore the person with the cutter up their v-g-n- is a logger of d-cks.

if you are too dumb to understand -n-logies, then go die.
lumberjack is to logging trees as d-ck logger is to logging d-cks.

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