dick lotion
(n.) lubrication specifically designed for -ssisting in male masturbation.
(n.) any lotion used to aid in reducing friction between hand and p-n-s.
in order to prevent chafing, a big ol’ bottle of d-ck lotion was available with a convenient squirt-top.
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