dick massager


1. a guy at the club who rubs his p-n-s against their dance partner because they don’t know how to dance.

2. girls that tease guys at the club by grinding against their bulge.
1.larry can’t dance. he’s such a d-ck m-ssager.

2.girls at san diego clubs are nothing but d-ck m-ssagers.

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  • dick phaser

    when u drink liethium u p-ss and shoot out a laser known as a d-ck phaser.it is like a hot beam that goes through walls and cuts things up like a laser! i p-ss out a laser and cut holes in the wall with my d-ck phaser!!!

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    a picture taken from the d-ckal region. alternative definition: when a male holds the camera near his p-n-s and snaps a shot. we’re takin d-ck pix like…da da dadada da da.

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  • dick splasher

    a wh-r- with a v-g-n- so loose that you can hear your d-ck splash inside. -would you have s-x with britney spears? -no man that’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. -yeah you can probably hear your d-ck splash. -she’s a definite d-ck splasher!


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