dick medication


what some people call, “d-ck medication” — that is, drugs like v–gr-, cialis, levitra, etc. designed to give men with perpetually limp d-cks the ability to get a b-n-r.
{stan}: hey george, don’t forget to take some d-ck medication to work with you. chug one of those b-tches down when you leave

so that you can cornhole me when you get home.
{george}: alright, got ’em in my pocket. love ya stan!

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