dick-missile
when she thinks you’re putting it in slow, but you ram it in there like a swat team.
“dude, she thought i was being romantic – then i gave her the d-ck missile!”
untouchably bad-ss. the most extreme version of d-ck-hard.
d-mn, son son! these pies are d-ck-missile!
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