dick mistress


a fancy way for calling people a wh-r-, also when used on a man it is calling them a wh-r- and f-g at the same time thus attaining the coveted “double whammy”
person a: man, elton john is such a d-ck mistress.
person b: he’s a f-g alright but how he is a wh-r-?
person a: dude it is obvious, have you not seen those revealing sungl-sses he wears.

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