Dick Mitten


adj: a very warm, hair covered v-g-n-.

alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, c-ckpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl sp-ce, c-m depository, c-m dumpster, c-ntcake, c-nt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front b-m, fly catcher, f-ckhole, furburger, garage, gash, gates of heaven, golden doorway, grand canyon, growler, hair pie, heaven’s door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of h-ll, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love c-n-l, lower lips, meat wallet, m-ff, nooch, nook, nookie, parking spot, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, p-ssy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, sn-tch, sp-ce, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, tw-t, undercut, v-g-n-, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
my p-n-s was getting cold when your mom was giving me a hand-job so i put it in her d-ck mitten to warm up.
the condition of one’s hands when one neglects to wash them after urinating.
i won’t let him touch my copy of new england with d-ck mittens.
when a male has used a urinal and failed to wash their hands before exiting the bathroom.
i didnt want to shake his hand, he just came out of the toilet. he’s likely to have d-ck mittens
slang term for v-g-n-.
oh, you kicked me right in the d-ck mitten!
1)n. – the female v-g-n-.

2)n. – dave misiazek.
dave, you d-ckmitten.
any item or person that encomp-sses the male genitalia.
“nathan, can you hand me my boxers?”
“you mean your d-ckmittens?”
a derogatory term for a female with a loose v-g-n-.
when i put my d-ck inside her mitten i barely noticed. such a d-ck mitten..

shut it you d-ck mitten!

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