dick molt


the brown or black crud that’s made from a combination of oil, sweat, after-p-ss, dead d-ck skin, and, at times, dried up c-m, that clings to the crevices of a man’s scr-t-m as a result of not bathing for a month.
dude: hey man, your finger nails are dirty.
man: sorry dude, i just scratched myself.
dude: oh god, is that-
man: yup, d-ck molt.

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