dick monster


d-ck monster: a person who loves sucking c-ck.
why are you hiding from that d-ck monster. dont you want your d-ck suck?

no! thanks. that d-ck monster has a p-n-s.
a large tree which bears fruit only in the winter.
lets go climb the d-ck monster now that the leaves have fallen.
when a girl you dont like calls you, text you, or writes you on mysp-ce wanting to hook up. often says she loves you thinking it will make you change your mind.
-dude, she keeps callin me, she is bein a total d-ck monster.

-i know, tell me bout it. she did the same thing to me last week.
a small man getting attacked-physically and or emotionally by a rather large woman.
1.) dang t, big mama rashon is such a d-ck monster. she’s always buyin’ you flowers and cards.

2.) woah, that d-ck monster blackened both of my eyes and smoked all my stash while i was f-gged.

3.) d-mn, did that d-ck monster do that to your face or did you get hit by a dump truck?
1. a person who exhibits behaviors involving d-cks in a monstrous way.
2. a mythical sm-t peddling, d-ld- enthusiast. native to the central coast of california.
“hey matt, dont be such a d-ckmonster”- banna

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