Dick Mooch


one who constantly has a need for d-ck. whether it be in a s-xual manner or simply to just hold a d-ck in their hand. this person will follow any means to get some d-ck even if the d-ck wanted is being used by someone else.
i was getting a bl-w j-b from this hottie but barbara is such a d-ck mooch that she had to have some too.

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