Dick my cock
1.when anything is said, done, or revealed that causes any chance one might have had with a once-interested girl to fly out the window.
2. when a friend ruins your chances with a girl by hitting on her himself, and using his d-ck to knock your c-ck off course. even if he is not successful, your opportunity for procreating will be dashed on the rocks of awkwardness.
d-ck my own c-ck is acceptable.
stacy: “really, you run a dojo? how interesting. where is it?”
steve: “uhh, my mom’s garage.”
bystanders: “ooh… man. he just d-cked his own c-ck.”
bill: “hey, gary, tell amy here about that one time you f-cked your cousin!”
amy: (silent vomiting and departure)
gary: “why do you always d-ck my c-ck?
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