dick ninja
one who takes up the nearest opportunity to suck someone’s d-ck to reach a spotlight of some kind.
michael: henry instantly complemented the boss’s new suit and tie and made a huge suck up speech to him too, he even got promoted the next day for it.
oscar: dude, what a d-ck ninja.
henry: oh hey guys! whats up? (wipes the proverbial c-m off of face)
d-ck ninja (n.) – a person who disappears without a trace in such a way or at such a time as to be a real d-ck.
(v.) – the behavior or action of a d-ck ninja.
(see also d.n.)
tom disappeared from his best friend’s wedding early to watch a football game – what a d-ck ninja thing to do. he really d-ck ninja’d his buddy. (or he really dn’d his buddy).
a man or woman who has been properly trained in d-ck self defince.
that b-tch was a real d-ckninja she alway blocks the c-ck.
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