Dick Nob


when you remove someone’s doorn-b while they are sleeping and replace it with your d-ck, then knock on the door – and then brag.
works best if you have an erection at the time.
man, i totally d-ck n-bed derek last night!” “dude, he totally touched your d-ck!
someone who is so annoying that to call them only one p-n-s-based-insult just isn’t enough.

a compound insult that should be reserved for truly special individuals.

a bit like tw-tc-nt.
peter: i say! that man’s p-ssing in our front garden.

susan: what a d-ckn-b! fetch the musket.
an -sshole
shut up, d-ckn-b!
refrence to a male to abuse them because they have genital herpes or genital warts.
yo d-ckn-b go wash ur b-lls!

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