Dick Offset
similar to a carbon offset. involves bringing a girl/girls to a party to increase your chances of getting in by negating the effect of another guy in the place.
guy 1: d-mn, this party is a real sausage fest, we’re never getting in.
guy 2: relax, i brought alesia and watermelondrea as d-ck offsets.
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