dick on a stick


a corn dog, usually from a marine corps chow hall.
after we got out of the field, 1stsgt. sent us to the chow hall for dinner. they were out of everything but d-ck on a stick! what a rip off!
d-ck on a stick is an exclamation used when one is angered at something. also can be used with what at the beginning to make an exclamation of surprise.
dude, i just totally flooded your toilet.
d-ck on a stick.

i feel like a canary.
what the d-ck on a stick???
a very polished and elegant jerk boy who is very stiff and awkward as well. usually, but not nessecarily rich.
tom: he’s so annoying!
john: he’s a real d-ck-on-a-stick!
tom: ya got that right!
a really uptight guy, a jerk. i always imagine a guy in a suit with a stick up his back, making him seem stiff and serious.
man, i am glad to get out of there! that guy was a real d-ck on a stick!

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