dick on fire
the action of a male lighting his pubic hair on fire.
-dude, we’re getting bored tonight.
-how’bout a d-ck on fire?
-yeah, plus all the chicks at this party are ugly!
-all right, bro, p-ss the lighter!
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a man who casually walks around with a m-ssive errection, and purposely turns around smacking the -ss of the person beside him andrew was being a real d-ck ridler because he took too much v–gr-.
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d-cks on toast refers to the practice of placing your p-n-s in a friend or family members meal before giving it to them. dad: whats for dinner tonight? mum: d-cks on toast.
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d-ck weed syndrome is a catastrophic std. it causes a major fungi infection on the n-b of your d-ck. after the ninth day of the infection the n-b begins to grow marijuana leaves, these leaves can give a major high, it makes you see purple unicorns with giant green p-n-ses were there horns should be. […]
- Dierksen
the act of steping off of the last stair and thinking there is another following it– but there isn’t, and your foot awkwardly and exaggerantly slams to the surface beneath you. -sound of awkward foot-stomp- by-stander: “dude, you totally dierksen’d off of the last stair.” you: “no i didn’t…” by-stander: “yes you did.”
- dick rickets
“rickets” is a physical deformation, often characterized by an outward curve of the long bones of the legs (brought about by vitamin d deficiency). the term “d-ck rickets” can be used to describe a situation where one’s erect p-n-s is bowed dramatically in one direction. note – unlike cl-ssic “rickets”, to date, “d-ck rickets” has […]