Dick Pact


a d-ck pact is an action between a specific number of nouns (proper or not) that can vary throughout the interval from negative to positive infinity. it can also take place without being between any specific number of nouns. the action’s description is a tad indecipherable due to the nature of the action itself being a state of status.
for example: a d-ck pact between two boxes was impossible because they were pacted already, and therefore could not maintain their d-ck pact.

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