a group of total -ssholes/d-ckheads parading around like little c-nts.
just put mel gibson and paula deen together. it would be a perfect d-ck parade of total bigots.
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getting your f-ck on …all night long.
“hey handsome, want to leave this bar and take me to the d-ck parade?”
to have your digits inside someone. to finger aka fingerbang aka fingerblast. dude, i was so gonna after i popped that molly. i digitized that girl right on the dance floor. 3 more definitions to get another persons phone number. this hottie wanted to holla at me, so i was like, “yo ma why don’t […]
to fall asleep while masturbating d-mn, i d-ld-zed list night and my mom caught me in the morning.
a word for someone who is being annoying and acting like a idiot. shut up james you d-nkalonk
- Chotch Monkey
someone who keeps the nations bird in captivity you’re a bird keeper chotch monkey
m-st-rb-t- w-nk to stroke the p-n-s violently between the first two fingers and the thumb. usually done in an aggravated, overly enthusiastic manner and in inappropriate places such as your friend’s house, a botanical garden or the gym bathroom. guy1: “where’s guy 3?” guy2: “nah, he’s choffing in the toilets” 3 more definitions chof can […]