Dick Parsons


any type of man with a large p-n-s and a knack for being able to fornicate with any woman he desires. he is easily the best looking person in any room he walks into and has been know to use his encyclopedia sized list of pick up lines to bang any girl or guy he pleases.
i was dancing with this girl all night and i thought we were gonna leave together until a d-ck parsons walked into the room and she immediately started sucking his d-ck on the dance floor.

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