Dick Pizza
literally a pizza made from d-ck.
instructions:
preheat the oven between 450 and 500 degrees f (250 to 260 degrees c). shoot your load into a bowl (you may want to do this multiple times over several days to get the desired amount) and set it aside. next, very carefully slice your p-n-s into pepperonis. let your stump bleed out onto the pizza base, and spread it around with the back of a spoon. evenly distribute your pepperoni p-n-s slices and drizzle the contents of your j-zz bowl on top. bake until golden.
i prefer black pepperoni on my d-ck pizza.
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