Dick Points


the closest thing to a measurement of the size of ones ego or e-p-n-s. however, d-ck points are completely subjective and therefore completely and utterly useless.

d-ck points can also be used to insult trolls.
example one:

guy1: hey check it out i have 67800 d-ck points!

guy2: so f-cking what?

guy1: lol you must like have 3

guy2: so? i dont give a flying sh-t

guy1: lol stfu n00b

guy2: seriously whats wrong with you?

example two:

guy1: omg i cnt belive how much of a n00b u r!!!!!!1111

guy2: wow, you must have so many d-ck points if they where converted into currency you’d be the richest man alive.

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