Dick Pong
a game created by some canadian guys looking for some fun on a hot, sweaty summer day. the game requires a ping pong ball and a ping pong paddle, and players must hit the ball between their legs. there is no real objective. the game caught the eye of the american public recently and is making a push to oust baseball as america’s past time. the dpl (d-ck pong league) attracted 69 million viewers last season, airing on espn2 almost nightly, commentated by espn d-ck pong -n-lyst scott van pelt.
guy 1: f-ck bro. i just hurt my d-ck.
guy 2: how?
guy 1: intense game of d-ck pong. hit myself in the d-ck with my paddle.
guy 2: d-mn.
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